Ahhhhhhgggggggg

Allllcccccoooooohhhhoooollllllll!!!!! I miss you! I have 17 days left and my mother came to visit. I’m on day 4 with her and I need a fucking drink!!!!!! I’m gonna stab myself in the fucking eye son of a bitch fuck everything gagggghhhhhh How hard is it to replace the toilet paper? I gave her 3 […]

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Ahhhhhhgggggggg

Allllcccccoooooohhhhoooollllllll!!!!! I miss you! I have 17 days left and my mother came to visit. I’m on day 4 with her and I need a fucking drink!!!!!! I’m gonna stab myself in the fucking eye son of a bitch fuck everything gagggghhhhhh How hard is it to replace the toilet paper? I gave her 3 […]

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Back from Bali

Alright so Bali was pretty bitchin’. I must admit that I was terrified to go. I was going on a 20-hour airplane ride away from anybody I could possibly know. There would be nobody around that I knew and I was going completely by myself. It was terrifying and exhilarating, and that’s exactly how I […]

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Inspired Youth

Yesterday I was working at the bar and a group of freshly 21-year-old men came in to start their night of drinking. These groups are always very entertaining and always the same: they come in all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, super excited to enter the unknown adult world while still having absolutely no idea what they’re […]

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