Bumblebee Tuna

I strongly encourage dating apps. The thought process behind it is very stray forward and intriguing. There could be somebody who lives within a mile radius of me who simply wakes up an hour earlier than I do to go to work or go to the gym, and because of that our schedules will never […]

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Ditching My Friends

When I first started dating my ex, I was excited about all the time we would spend together. I daydreamed constantly about the times we would spend together with my friends and family. My family and friends mean the world to me and them spending time with my significant other is literally the happiest I […]

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This is Hard

Fuckkkkk I am so fucking horny I want to fuck this is all so dumb I hate life!!!! I miss sex I miss everything I am so hornyyyy Godddd helpp meeeee. This sucks I am sick of taking care of myself. This suck fuckkkkkkkkkk I am every considering hitting up old flings that I didn’t […]

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Running on Beer and Monster

So I went to a wedding this past weekend in Oklahoma. Beautiful and yes, it was also a gigantic pain in the ass, but that’s the kind of sacrifices we make for our friends and the ones that we care about. After flying to the middle of nowhere, we had the opportunity to be happy […]

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