Dead Eyes

*This one might be a little TMI. Alright so for the sake of transparency, I broke down and watched porn. It has been over a month since stimulation has happened. I got drunk and I wanted to watch porn and holy shit did I miss it. The convenience, the availability, and the diversity is just […]

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Graceful as a Duck

I had a girl I was previously talking to hit me up. She needed help moving and offered me $50. I said yes knowing I wasn’t going to take her money. She is a hard-working mom and I have a soft spot for moms. The entire project took me 15 minutes. She just needed some […]

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First Rant of Many

I went on a mild rant recently that I would like to share. Sex is not the only aspect of my life that I am trying to accomplish (phrasing influenced by NYE post). A few of my goals this year are as follows: — Gain 25 lbs to reach a steady weight of 250 lbs […]

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Prologue

Starting off, I know what a lot (OK, probably all) of you are thinking: Why would you do this to yourself? Well the answer is easy: I don’t like who I am. I am a jerk. I have been a jerk to women. I have been a jerk to myself. I want to make a […]

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